42 Best Nerd Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

42 Best Nerd Jokes

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	3785 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	17 pages

FREE

Are you a nerd? Do you love to laugh? If so, then you're in luck! This article has 42 of the best nerd jokes that are sure to make you laugh.

Whether you're a fan of puns, riddles, or just plain silly jokes, there's something here for everyone. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these hilarious nerd jokes.

Puns

• What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell.
• What do you call a computer that's always out of breath? A laptop.
• What do you call a computer that's always getting into trouble? A hacker.
• What do you call a computer that's always making mistakes? A bug.
• What do you call a computer that's always getting lost? A maze.

Riddles

• What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin.
• What can you catch but not throw? A cold.
• What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? An umbrella.
• What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? A human.
• What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.

Silly Jokes

• Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
• What do you call a computer that's always late? A procrastinator.
• What do you call a computer that's always getting into trouble? A hacker.
• What do you call a computer that's always making mistakes? A bug.
• What do you call a computer that's always getting lost? A maze.

There you have it! These are just a few of the many nerd jokes that are out there. So next time you're feeling down, or just need a good laugh, remember these jokes and share them with your friends.

42 Best Nerd Jokes

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	3785 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	17 pages

FREE